SQUINT

Bio

Epsilon Orion is a star located in the Orion Complex also known as Alnilam. It is the 30th brightest star in the sky (the 4th brightest in Orion) and as a blue-white supergiant it is the most powerful bright star in the sky. Together with Mintaka (Delta Orionis) and Alnitak (Zeta Orionis), the three stars make up the belt of Orion. Alnilam is the middle star. Squint is a protoplasmic Alien from the planet Soqualis, a gelatinous planet of crystalline organic elements mixed with a healthy dose of brine water. Over a million years ago jelly fish like creatures gained sentience when a near by star in the vicinity of Alnitak exploded. The super nova and bombarded Soqualis with intense Gamma radiation causing the gelatinous life forms to form brains. Evolution being what it is, the species evolved and the brains grew to a very large size. In so doing Squint, and his brethren (who live for millions of years at a time) created instantaneous thereness relocomoto "go there then" machines to move about in space time. Recent experiments by earthlings using particle accelerators created gravity wave signals. These were detected by the citizens of Soqualis who decided to find out what the fuss was all about. Squint, a young sac, is working its way up the chain in the "go out into space and check out that noise" department. Squint was dispatched to investigate big E, earth. Once here Squint found the place thriving with its favorite foods and without so much as a fork or spoon went to town, eating the locals. Squint finds earthlings TASTEE!!!! During a post dinner break at one of the earthlings homes where Squint found sustenance, a cell phone buzzed with tweets from Twitter followers of the recently digested owner of the phone. Squint was instantly hooked! Now you can follow Squint as it digest its way through mankind. Thanks for follows! Squint hopes you enjoy its tweets