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Ashly Lorenzana

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Location: Portland, OR (pdx)
Website: http://www.ashlylorenzana.com
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Hey guys...I'm the girl next floor.I'm 21 years old. I live in Portland, OR. I work as an independent escort. I have a little dog named Bub, and he is my everything. I spend most of my free time on the internet. I am intrigued by web design and other aspects of technology. I like to party, if you know what I mean. I like to have fun. I am not exactly the most responsible person, in many ways. But then again, I think I am dependable where it counts and have my priorities in the right order. I have always been a writer. Mostly short stories and poetry. I could never write any non-fiction material, though my short stories are mostly narratives. I try to keep a blog or journal, and always fail after a brief period of time. But I figure writing something is better than getting discouraged and never writing anything at all. I'll take what I can get. Anyways. I am an incredibly honest, upfront person. I hide very little about myself, since I like who I am for the most part. I figure that if you feel ashamed about something and have the urge to lie about it, that's probably a good indicator that you shouldn't be doing whatever it is. I'm pretty shameless most of the time. My sense of humor is a little extreme for most people. I have to be careful and tone it down some most of the time, depending on who I am around. I basically think that the more offensive and horrible something is, the funnier it can be if delivered in the right light. One of my best qualities is my sense of humor, in my opinion. I think I'm pretty damn hilarious. My friends and those who know me agree, though I think I am by far my biggest fan. I'm not a very social person, I never have been. Always preferred to keep to myself. Like to have a very small circle of close friends that I spend time with individually, don't like groups at all. Group activities mean dividing attention and sharing attention. I'm not a fan of either.

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