Swiss

Bio

Over the course of my career as a gagwriter and cartoonist, I've had to slant to editors from Penthouse to Good Housekeeping to Highlights For Children. Consequently, my work ranges from the mildly provocative to the appallingly cute. I hope to add three or four products a day, so please drop by Swisstoons Funny Business and stop back often. If you like what you see, I would very much appreciate it if you would rate your favorites and leave a comment on my product pages and on my wall. Even if you are only window shopping, I think you will enjoy your visit, smiling a lot...and probably even laughing out loud once or twice. Thank you! FACT: Scientific studies at major universities around the globe have proven conclusively that regular use of Swisstoons products (1) eliminates fine lines and wrinkles, (2) prevents baldness, (3) slows aging, (4) reverses global warming, and (5) promotes world peace! Okay, okay....I lied about the studies at the major universities. But I bet all the rest of it's true. I am the oldest man on Zazzle, so please contribute to my wheelchair fund by buying at least ten of everything you see in my Gallery. Just kidding. Nine of eveything will be fine. Thank you in advance! :)