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If you like the following tweets, you'll like us. If you don't, add us anyway so we can repel you in horror and disgust. Twitter makes stalking your ex girlfriend from 3 years ago who never talks to you anymore easy! Wait what? Our retweetrank is now in the 98.96 percentile on Twitter. Ladies, this is pretty much all we have going for us. The vehicle next to me has a bottle of KY jelly on the dashboard. I guess he's a car lover. Note to self: don't ever ask your girlfriend to tell you about her day in 140 characters or less. Aw. You write every tweet in caps lock. That must be important info! Unfollowed. Here are the hashtags we enjoy: #cougar #midgets #oompaloompa #budlight #marijuana #tremendous #sex #superfuntime #liquor #strippers #manatees #magicians #beer #mimes #clowns #celebrities #boobs #twitter #blogging #media #music #porn #britney #entertainment #dwarf #movies #television #tv #epic #fail #myspace #facebook #cragislist #mashable #comedian #funny #people #nyc #la #toronto #chicago #london #paris #tokyo #marketing #social #media #ads #journalist #reporter #personality #design #programming #nerd #geek #writer #gamer #authoer #conservative #liberal #vegetarian #dating #fashion #politician #career