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Texas Ben is the infamous f-bomb dropping x-Fortune 500 marketing & sales cowboy. He writes ass kicking copy, does high end marketing & business consulting to explode businesses worldwide. Swears on a stack of bibles if he can't make you or your business more money just kick him in the nuts! Texas Ben will bleed tears for YOU & YOUR business; he's available 24/7 (he's part vampire on his mother's side we hear) literally for his clients, business partners & loyal subscribers.

Ben plans to start his own charity foundation called, The Smiley Girl Foundation in 2010. SGF will be for abused and terminally ill Texas kids. He's an x-Big Brother/Big Sister Mentor and for years coached kids in both basketball, baseball & football (He just loves those little midgets). His blunt and direct honesty have been known to peel the paint off houses and make grown men cry for their mommies.(Our lawyers said we needed to post a warning).

In Texas Ben's 15 years in business he's sold, marketed and consulted for three different Fortune 500 companies in various industries, been an online marketer since 2000 and started or been partners in now eight different offline & online businesses. (I know weird right; he's actually owned REAL businesses offline unlike the internet "get rich quick/affiliate" marketing crowd).

More about Texas Ben..

World Class Smart Ass| Shark Diver| Mensa Mind| OCD Researcher| Social Media Slut or Whore Take Your Pick| Infamous Bad Boy of Marketing| The World's FIRST & ONLY Twitter Copywriter| Avid Tattoo Lover| Hopes To Get Drunk w/@GaryVee Someday| Real Estate Investor| Die Hard Sculler| Adrenaline Junkie| Corrupter of Women| Joint Venture Partner PornStar| Blackberry & Twitter Addict (Like seriously he needs therapy)| x-Online Radio Show Host| Published Writer| Passionate Speaker Savant| He'll Be YOUR Favorite Radio Show Guest We Promise|

Texas Ben
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